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Monday, November 30, 2009

Cute-O-Meter Rank 9! : The Surprised Kitty!

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Thursday, November 12, 2009

ODDITY : Swastika found in German forest



This photo was taken on November 14, 2000. The 60 x 60 meter swastika consisted of Larch trees in a Pine forest near the village of Zernikow (110 km Northeast of Berlin). It was only visible from the air a few weeks in the Spring and a few weeks in the Fall when Larch trees stood out in contract to the surrounding Pine trees.

These trees were planted in the 1930's by a local resident during Nazi times. They were largely forgotten until after the German reunification in 1992 when planes once again flew over the area.

ODDITY/SCARY : Giant marionettes



Now this is a puppet show. Pictures and movies can be found on this page but the explanation was found here.
Residents of Nantes, France woke to a space capsule crashed into a smoking pile of rubble in the central square of the city. Later that day, a giant animatronic elephant and entourage of the Sultan paraded into town to visit the mayor.

Then, on saturday, the capsule opened to reveal a giant animatronic girl who walked through the streets, mischievously sewed a row of parked cars to the street with a shipping Hauser rope, rode a scooter, and even asked that the crowd give her some privacy while she used the toilet.

This play went on all day -- the Giant and elephant slept curled together in a park -- for an entire weekend. People were completely involved in this fantasy, and you can only imagine the effect it has on the imaginations and passions of children.

Why did he do that? : Man provides photo for his own wanted poster

LONDON (Reuters) - A British man on the run from police sent a picture of himself to his local paper because he disliked the mugshot they had printed of him as part of a public appeal to track him down.
South Wales Police had issued media with the photo of Matthew Maynard, wanted by officers investigating a house burglary, as part of a crackdown on crime in Swansea.
When it appeared in the South Wales Evening Post, the 23-year-old sent the newspaper a replacement photo of himself standing in front of a police van. They obligingly printed it on the front page.
The police thanked him for helping them in their appeal, saying: "Everyone in Swansea will know what he looks like now."
(Reporting by Kylie MacLellan; editing by Andrew Roche)

WTF?!? : The anti-swine flu holy water dispenser


ROME (Reuters) - An Italian inventor has combined faith and ingenuity to come up with a way to keep church traditions alive for the faithful without the fear of contracting swine flu -- an electronic holy water dispenser.



The terracotta dispenser, used in the northern town of Fornaci di Briosco, functions like an automatic soap dispenser in public washrooms -- a churchgoer waves his or her hand under a sensor and the machine spurts out holy water.


"It has been a bit of a novelty. People initially were a bit shocked by this technological innovation but then they welcomed it with great enthusiasm and joy. The members of this parish have got used to it," said Father Pierangelo Motta.
Catholics entering and leaving churches usually dip their hands into fonts full of holy water -- which has been blessed by a priest -- and make the sign of the cross.
But fear of contracting the H1N1 virus has led many in Italy -- where some 15 people have died of swine flu -- not to dip their hands in the communal water font.
"It's great," said worshipper Marta Caimm as she entered the church. "Thanks to this we are not worried about catching swine flu. It is the right thing for the times," she said.
Luciano Marabese, who invented the dispenser, said he did so out of concern that fear of swine flu was eroding traditions.


And he is now blessing himself all the way to the bank.
"After all the news that some churches, like Milan's cathedral, were suspending the use of holy water fonts as a measure against swine flu, demands for my invention shot to the stars. I have received orders from all over the world," he said.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

LOL! : 10 Misspelled Tattoos

Nothing says forever like a misspelled tattoo.


That's probably a good thing, because if I were god, I'd be all over you. I hope God doesn't ever Juge ME, that sounds TERRIBLE!


The poor sap that inherited THIS tattoo was hoping for the phrase "Chi-TOWN", and ended up with "chi-Tonw. The customer was much wiser than the artist, and sued the shop.


Yeah man, you're such a rebel!


He's not awesome...he's SPECIAL, and NOT in that cool "short bus" kinda way.



Looks like it isn't just TOMARROW that never knows, 'cause right now I'm not too sure either.



This one actually makes me a little bit sad, because if it weren't for the horrid spelling, that would have been a GREAT idea for a tattoo!



This was supposed to read "Why not, everyone else does". Boy am I happy that I don't know exactly what he is talking about.



Oh, for crying out loud!



Too empty-headed to own an encyclopedia.



And with that, I give you 10 awesome tattoo bloopers.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Vampire Goodies!