Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Thursday, December 3, 2009
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Thursday, October 1, 2009
WTF?!?/LOL :The Weird Faces of Penis Enlargement Ads
BY DREW WATERS
Every web site that I visit seems to be blitzed by Vimax Penis Enlargement ads. Women’s faces looking with shock, surprise and horror in the direction of my crotch. Facial expressions designed to make me feel insecure about the size of my penis. LOL … The ads promise me, at least, an additional 4 inches.
One assumes that Vimax, the company behind the penis pills, must be throwing bags of money at a huge advertising campaigns with Google and Yahoo, but it turns out that most of these ads are malware that have taken over your browser and are displaying their wares. (If you have the Firefox browser you can go to the Mozilla web site and download the NoScript add-on to kill these ads.)
Dr. Michael Donnenberg of the University of Maryland describes the effect of penis enlargement pills and creams as providing zero results. “There may however be a placebo effect i.e. a psychological effect making the user think he has a larger penis, and increasing his confidence, when in fact there is no actual change to his penis size.”
A review, conducted by Drs. Kevan Wylie and Ian Eardley of the Porterback Clinic and Royal Hallamshire Hospital in Sheffield and St. James’ Hospital in Leeds, United Kingdom, respectively, combines results from more than 50 international research projects into penis size and small penis syndrome (SPS) conducted since 1942. It shows similar poor results.
“The issue of attractiveness to women is complex, but most data suggest that penile size is much lower down the list of priorities for women than such issues as a man’s personality and external grooming,” the researchers write.
So the Vimax ads in the end may just provide cultural entertainment. Another company trying to profit from a widely held male cultural myth that size matters most.
Here’s a collection of some of the ads appearing in my browser window in the past few months:
Every web site that I visit seems to be blitzed by Vimax Penis Enlargement ads. Women’s faces looking with shock, surprise and horror in the direction of my crotch. Facial expressions designed to make me feel insecure about the size of my penis. LOL … The ads promise me, at least, an additional 4 inches.
One assumes that Vimax, the company behind the penis pills, must be throwing bags of money at a huge advertising campaigns with Google and Yahoo, but it turns out that most of these ads are malware that have taken over your browser and are displaying their wares. (If you have the Firefox browser you can go to the Mozilla web site and download the NoScript add-on to kill these ads.)
Dr. Michael Donnenberg of the University of Maryland describes the effect of penis enlargement pills and creams as providing zero results. “There may however be a placebo effect i.e. a psychological effect making the user think he has a larger penis, and increasing his confidence, when in fact there is no actual change to his penis size.”
A review, conducted by Drs. Kevan Wylie and Ian Eardley of the Porterback Clinic and Royal Hallamshire Hospital in Sheffield and St. James’ Hospital in Leeds, United Kingdom, respectively, combines results from more than 50 international research projects into penis size and small penis syndrome (SPS) conducted since 1942. It shows similar poor results.
“The issue of attractiveness to women is complex, but most data suggest that penile size is much lower down the list of priorities for women than such issues as a man’s personality and external grooming,” the researchers write.
So the Vimax ads in the end may just provide cultural entertainment. Another company trying to profit from a widely held male cultural myth that size matters most.
Here’s a collection of some of the ads appearing in my browser window in the past few months:
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Man Tried To Reconcile The Age-Old Hot Dogs to Buns Ratio
This is the funniest thing I have seen in a very long time.
Friday, September 25, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
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