Monday, August 31, 2009
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
WTF?!? Will HOOK for FOOD?
A 36-year-old woman pleaded guilty to prostitution in Oklahoma City in June, for giving oral sex to a Frito-Lay employee in exchange for a case of chips.
[USA Today, 6-24-09]
WTF?!? BeWITCHing Economy
Apparently, the economy is working for some of us. Carole Bohanan was hired among 300 applicants by the Wookey Hole tourist facility in Somerset, England, in July to be its witch-in-residence, at a pro-rated annual salary of the equivalent of about $83,000. The witch's job is to linger in the caves full-time during tourist season, looking like a hag and cackling. I wonder what kind of spell she had to brew up to land that one. Jeeze.
[The Times (London), 7-29-09]
WTF?!? Paranormal Pay to Park
Neighborhood parking near the Wimbledon tennis tournament in suburban London is typically scarce in June, as visitors scramble for parking space. This year, nearby St. Mary's Church sold parking for 20 pounds a day (about $33), even though the space offered was directly above gravesites in the church's cemetery.
[Daily Mail (London), 6-25-09]
CRAPtastic! It's curtains for you,vampire. SHOWER CURTAINS!
Remember the phrase "take a cold shower"? Well, now you can have a vampire staring at you while you wash away those naughty thoughts. In order to fill the Edward Cullen void in all of us (WTF?!?) Esty seller CustomShowerCurtains has created a piece of bathroom art work for those who want to show off their "New Moon". There are other prints of our beloved bloodsucker as well. They average in price from $70.00 US to $90.00 US.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
CARtastrophiez!
Part of me wants to know how this happened, the rest of me is just going to leave it alone!
But honey, You said to get the car washed!
I've heard of drive through, but somehow I don't think that is what this driver was striving for.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Laughlink! You Suck at Craigslist!
Check out the new T-Shirts at http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/
I have been reading Craigslist for laughs for YEARS. About time someone got around to blogging the worst of the worst idiot adds found there. Wish I had thought of that! But Alas! Someone beat me to it!
PURRRfect!
1. This little furry creature has got it made! 2. Holy crap,dude.
3.vampire kitty wants yur bludz! Thanks to zwani.com and icanhascheezeburger.com for these.
CRAPtastic: *NEW* Edward & Bella Barbie Dolls
Yes, you heard right. Edward and Bella Barbie dolls. Coming in November 2009! I dunno, I thought this was kind of amusing. I don't know what is MORE amusing, the dolls themselves, or the PRICE.
FANatics: Bum Review: Twilight
Found this one on You Tube, and once again I think it's one of a series of "Bum Reviews" that can be found at That Guy With Glasses (dot) com.
FANatics:Twilight in 30 Seconds With BUNNIES
There are a whole series of these little films, and they are so cute! You can find them here: Starz BUNNIES-An ANGRY ALIEN production
FANatics: Twilight parody trailer.
Oh man, I found this one on a search for funny Twilight stuff and came across this blog and I am SO glad that I did! It's hilarious. http://emywinchester.wordpress.com/2009/06/08/twilight-trailer-hummpy-version/
Welcome to Weird-Wild-WTF news...
I knew when I scoured the world wide web for news for my alternative blog, Darkerstarz, and often came up with nothing but some completely inappropriate humor content there was no place for, that it was time for a humor blog. I wanted to have several categories for your fun and enjoyment, but am having trouble finding just the right format for it all, so bear with me, as I start this blog off with the first category FANatics...
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